me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob
“you’re a musician? what instrument do you play?”
Yeah I think.u cute.. so what?? wanna kiss about it??
”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.
the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what
I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.
(via she-will-be-loved-valjda)
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years